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Saturday, March 05, 2005

The Question Why!?

Why is it that when I read this I can relate to so many of them????

WHY!?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteriesare getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know thereis not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throwa revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no ma tter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles arealways white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes thatsomething new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuumcleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down togive the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with ashopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's allright?"

Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's fallingoff the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summerwhen we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wifetold you to do it?

And obviously if at first you don't succeed, then don't take up skydiving!

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons issuffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three bestfriends, if they're okay, then it's you.

"Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself!"

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

"Some people are like Slinkies . . . not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."

More links on WHY?
click here for possible classroom ideas
click here or click here for possible spiritual answers
click here for how things work, why?
click here for lyrics with the word why
click here for the reason why the question why is so powerful
click here for a very unique personal web link on why and much more!
click here for area guide to national and international travel and more. Why? Check it out for yourself and you tell me why!
click here for a cool powerpoint spiritually based
click here for reasons to quit smoking
click here for why we have visible and invisble weblinks - CHECK THIS OUT! WOW!
click here for more spiritual matters
click here for the answers to why questions and more!!!!
click here for why the future doesn't need us. YEAH RIGHT! NOT!
click here for pondering questions why
click here for generation X why questions
click here for excellent reasons for why questions!
click here for explanation of why freegan
click here for reasons why women act the way they do!
click here for the reason why - an educational perspective! EXCELLENT for RESEARCH!!!!!
click here for why women stay in abusive relationships
click here for why science?
click here for an individuals perspective of spiritual whys
click here for NASA WHY FILES!
click here for why we went to Iraq - his opinion, not mine
click here for the reason why we have daylight saving time
click here for LOWE FAMILY FOUNDATION to help your loved one(s) with alcholism
click here for Why Innovations Sit on the Shelf
click here for why we need HIM
click here for why or how to study history....great source for students
click here for why war
click here for a VERY COOL HOW TO LEARN TO DRAW SITE! WHY?
click here for using the WHY FILES for teaching standards
Had enough whys? If you have any good links, please share! Thanks!

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